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One For Theland - A Christian On A Hunting Trip...
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A Christian goes on a hunting trip...
He sits in his tree stand all day and sees nothing.
As he climbs out of his deer stand he slips and rolls down a large hill breaking both his legs, losing his rifle in the process.
As he lays in pain at the bottom of the hill he hears a grunting. He looks up to see a massive Grizzly lumbering down the hill towards him.
The man cries out, "Please lord! Hear me! I've sinned but I've been a good Christian. Please... Do your bidding... Make this bear a religious bear!"
The bear suddenly stops right as it gets to the man and rears up on his hind legs. The man raises his hands up to defend himself then stops and watches the bear.
The bear kneels down and bows its head, raising its paws to each other in front of him and speaks out in perfect English, "Dear Lord, Bless this food in which I am about to receive..."
He sits in his tree stand all day and sees nothing.
As he climbs out of his deer stand he slips and rolls down a large hill breaking both his legs, losing his rifle in the process.
As he lays in pain at the bottom of the hill he hears a grunting. He looks up to see a massive Grizzly lumbering down the hill towards him.
The man cries out, "Please lord! Hear me! I've sinned but I've been a good Christian. Please... Do your bidding... Make this bear a religious bear!"
The bear suddenly stops right as it gets to the man and rears up on his hind legs. The man raises his hands up to defend himself then stops and watches the bear.
The bear kneels down and bows its head, raising its paws to each other in front of him and speaks out in perfect English, "Dear Lord, Bless this food in which I am about to receive..."
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