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After many discussions with my girlfriends, Ive put together a small list (feel free to add ladies!!) of annoying and weird stuff our husbands do, anyone else have the same experiences??
1. Tell a man an item they're looking for is in the drawer- they'll open the drawer and if the item is not right in front of them, they'll say its not there.
2. ask a man to empty the bin and they will NEVER replace the bin with a new bin liner (but still put the lid back on)
3. NEVER puts a new toilet roll on the holder after they've finished the old one.
4. Always want sex when you feel a) Knackered b) ugly c) fat d) just started your period
5. Miraculously never hearing the baby cry in the middle of the night and waking up fresh faced (& probably wanting sex) in the morning while you feel like death warmed up.
6. You can set a watch by a mans bowel movements, 8.25am every day whether you're in the shower or not.
7. The inability to smell their own foot odour.
8. they never remember their mothers/father/brothers/etc birthday and leave it to you to a) remember b) buy the gift c) wrap the gift d) put him in the car with the gift and send them to see the person.
9. they have NEVER EVER EVER driven badly, parked rubbish or got lost.
10. TIME. "Not long" to a woman is an hour, maybe 2 at a push, to a man not long = 5hrs+
ie "just nipping out to the pub to see Rob, won't be long"
1. Tell a man an item they're looking for is in the drawer- they'll open the drawer and if the item is not right in front of them, they'll say its not there.
2. ask a man to empty the bin and they will NEVER replace the bin with a new bin liner (but still put the lid back on)
3. NEVER puts a new toilet roll on the holder after they've finished the old one.
4. Always want sex when you feel a) Knackered b) ugly c) fat d) just started your period
5. Miraculously never hearing the baby cry in the middle of the night and waking up fresh faced (& probably wanting sex) in the morning while you feel like death warmed up.
6. You can set a watch by a mans bowel movements, 8.25am every day whether you're in the shower or not.
7. The inability to smell their own foot odour.
8. they never remember their mothers/father/brothers/etc birthday and leave it to you to a) remember b) buy the gift c) wrap the gift d) put him in the car with the gift and send them to see the person.
9. they have NEVER EVER EVER driven badly, parked rubbish or got lost.
10. TIME. "Not long" to a woman is an hour, maybe 2 at a push, to a man not long = 5hrs+
ie "just nipping out to the pub to see Rob, won't be long"
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1. Why do women look in EVERY shop, then go back to the 1st shop they visited some 6 hours earlier and purchase what they were looking for in the 1st place
2. Why do women spend 47 hours in the bathroom to get ready to go out
3. Why are women such bad drivers
4. Why do women not trust men, but where expected to trust them
5. Why are women emotional wrecks
6. Why do women chat on the phone for hours on end about nothing
7. Why do women cry at the most trivial of things
8. Why do women read in bed, when we want to sleep
9. Why do women constantly moan about football
10. Why Why Why women
2. Why do women spend 47 hours in the bathroom to get ready to go out
3. Why are women such bad drivers
4. Why do women not trust men, but where expected to trust them
5. Why are women emotional wrecks
6. Why do women chat on the phone for hours on end about nothing
7. Why do women cry at the most trivial of things
8. Why do women read in bed, when we want to sleep
9. Why do women constantly moan about football
10. Why Why Why women
1. Why do women look in EVERY shop, then go back to the 1st shop they visited some 6 hours earlier and purchase what they were looking for in the 1st place
A: We don't want to waste your precious money on something we really don't want, do we?
2. Why do women spend 47 hours in the bathroom to get ready to go out
A: It takes us 46 hours to get rid of the smell you left behind the last time you were in there.
3. Why are women such bad drivers
A: Obviously to make you look good, Sterling Moss :o)
4. Why do women not trust men, but where expected to trust them
A: Sonething to do with you playing with your nuts all the time
5. Why are women emotional wrecks
A: Because men make us that way.
6. Why do women chat on the phone for hours on end about nothing
A: Because we are bored?
7. Why do women cry at the most trivial of things
A: Because we can.
8. Why do women read in bed, when we want to sleep
A: Something to do whilst waiting for you to go to sleep..then we can finish the job?
9. Why do women constantly moan about football
A: Footballers shorts are too long nowadays ~ fact.
10. Why Why Why women
A: Because Because Because..you would go blind otherwise.
A: We don't want to waste your precious money on something we really don't want, do we?
2. Why do women spend 47 hours in the bathroom to get ready to go out
A: It takes us 46 hours to get rid of the smell you left behind the last time you were in there.
3. Why are women such bad drivers
A: Obviously to make you look good, Sterling Moss :o)
4. Why do women not trust men, but where expected to trust them
A: Sonething to do with you playing with your nuts all the time
5. Why are women emotional wrecks
A: Because men make us that way.
6. Why do women chat on the phone for hours on end about nothing
A: Because we are bored?
7. Why do women cry at the most trivial of things
A: Because we can.
8. Why do women read in bed, when we want to sleep
A: Something to do whilst waiting for you to go to sleep..then we can finish the job?
9. Why do women constantly moan about football
A: Footballers shorts are too long nowadays ~ fact.
10. Why Why Why women
A: Because Because Because..you would go blind otherwise.
1. We think youve put it in the drawer - logically you shouldve put it at the front - why didnt you?
2. We empty it, you replace the bag while we do it. Time management...
3. We find it amusing to irritate you
4. We love you whatever you look like
5. We worry about things less and so sleep more soundly + women are more atuned to hearing a baby cry
6. ...you would rather we were even MORE random and irregular?
7. We can, it's like sniffing our own farts, its a guilty pleasure
8. It's not really that important to us...they'll forgive us
9. Duh
10. It's not our fault you're all so impatient
:)
love you!
xxx
2. We empty it, you replace the bag while we do it. Time management...
3. We find it amusing to irritate you
4. We love you whatever you look like
5. We worry about things less and so sleep more soundly + women are more atuned to hearing a baby cry
6. ...you would rather we were even MORE random and irregular?
7. We can, it's like sniffing our own farts, its a guilty pleasure
8. It's not really that important to us...they'll forgive us
9. Duh
10. It's not our fault you're all so impatient
:)
love you!
xxx
