Ear Complaint.

[Patsy33]

A woman goes to her doctor with ear complaint. He looks inside and shocked to find sponge, jelly & custard stuck in her ear. She sees he's looking a little bewildered. "What's wrong with me Doc?" He replied, "I'm afraid you are a trifle deaf"

[Hopkirk]

Did he give her some cream?

[marval]

She sounds like a fruit cake to me.

[Patsy33]

She's obsessed with food. Said she was hard of herring...

[Chipchopper]

I guess she wasn't eating sensibly

[maggiebee]

Move along folks, nothing to see 'ear