They had the nerve to send "she who must be obeyed" a Labour candidate leaflet. Agent Cob conveniently expunged from the content, but the real eye opener was the picture of the barmy woman candidate gurning from the front page. She had one of those severe haircuts that nature puts on animals that want to dissuade interest from other creatures, and it was dyed on top and at the front in the de rigueur rainbow motif. Proper fright to behold. I wrote on it in bold capital letters " Beware.....window licker alert" and posted it back as undelivered.