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Pantoland -Politicians In Panto This Chistmas And New Year

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gollob | 17:52 Thu 26th Dec 2019 | Film, Media & TV
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Tony Blair in Peter Pan if he does not get in the wars again

Sir Kier Starmer will be playing Baron Hardup (although Wikepedia says he's not)

Clive Lewis in Joseph and TATD as a reverse Moses taking his people back into the
wilderness
Diane Abbott and Emily Thornberry are type cast as the sisters from Cinderella

Ian Blackford as Humpty Dumpty and Nicoln Sturgeon as Jimmy Krankie in BABES In The Would like to be in Europe at the Glascow Empire. Admission by Euro's
only no foreign money like pounds

Rebecca Long Bailey and Jess Phillips as the Chuckles Brothers in pantomine in
Manchester with Richard Burgon and David Lammy as Tweedledum and Tweedledumber

Anne Widdecombe will be playing Widow Twankey

Yvette Cooper will not be appearing as she has got Balls

Jeremy Corbyn was due to be in Ali Barber and the 40 thieves but the show was cancelled on December 12th due to over 50 of the cast going missing


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very entertaining.
The cabinet were going to play the Seven Dwarfs, but unfortunately they were all Dopey.

Boris was going to play Pinocchio but they couldn't find a theatre big enough for his nose.

Jacob Rees Mogg could play handsome prince in any panto calling for a smarmy sod with loads of dosh and a horse.
I bet he has a horse.
The biggest panto is the House of Commons.
Very true, but their Lordships are dressed for the parts.

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