A Big Fight

[marval]

A young boy came home from school and told his mother.

"I had a big fight with my classmate.”

“He called me a sissy."

The mother asked, "What did you do?"

The boy replied, "I hit him with my purse!"

[Bazile]

'Shut that door '

[Patsy33]

Did he see any change?...

[Chipchopper]

Satchel teach him!

[stocksman]

Would probably have been better in UK with handbag rather than purse.