Are You A Boy Or A Girl

[Bobbisox1]

To make you smile :)

Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other, "Are you a little girl or a little boy?"

"I don't know," replied the other baby giggling.

"What do you mean, you don't know?" said the first baby.

"I mean I don't know how to tell the difference," was the reply. "Well, I do," said the first baby chuckling, "I'll climb into your crib and find out."

He carefully manoeuvred himself into the other baby's crib, then quickly disappeared beneath the blankets. After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big grin on his face. "You're a little girl, and I'm a little boy," he said proudly.

"You're ever so clever," cooed the baby girl, "but how can you tell?"

"It's quite easy really," replied the baby boy, "you've got pink socks and I've got blue ones."

SHAME ON YOU! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

[bookbinder]

Well, since you ask. I was just thinking, "How can such small children speak so fluently?"
Well, I was! honestly!

[Bobbisox1]

It was all done in baby speak BB :0]

[bookbinder]

Hm! I wouldn't know, would I? I've always been a little innocent, I have! (But I'm always ready for a bit of instruction!)

[marval]

lol Good one Bobbi.

[marval]

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?
Because they can’t dress themselves.

[maggiebee]

I have a rather painful memory of my much older brothers asking me how I knew I was a girl. I apparently replied "because I wear a skirt."

[Chipchopper]

I reckon the wee boy had been eating his baby carrots to enable him to see under the blankets. ;-)