Emperor Rosko was a bit too 'heavy' for me, Brainiac. What I really wanted, at around the age of 13, was a car and a girlfriend. However I've never really been interested in cars and I hadn't really got into girls at that age. The only reason I wanted to have the two things was so that I could sit in my car, with my girlfriend, on top of the cliffs at Walton-on-the-Naze and join in Johnnie Walker's 'Kiss in the Car' contest (where participants flashed their cars' headlights out to sea, to show how long they'd kept snogging for).
I always wanted one of these car stickers
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and many years later (on board a by-then-legal Radio London ship, transmitting off the coast of Clacton) I managed to buy one. I've still got it!