Is All This An Ab Conspiracy?

[pastafreak]

Like...have you noticed how many more postings there are just in Chatterbank? So its gotta be part of a Masterpan...right? Imprison us in our homes...feed us endless quizzes and puzzles...and end brexit for once and for all.
I'm just beating jordyboy, teacake, and a few others to the punch, who usually come up with theories...

[Bobbisox1]

Got us altogether and have slammed the big oak doors on the outside world

[rowanwitch]

No, it's down to the return of a couple of posters .... Some posts more amusing or provoking than others

[jno]

most ABers are in the old and doddery category, confined for their own but still free to publish their opinions.

The other plus is that the roads are unusually safe.

[AuntPollyGrey]

jno you cheeky mare! ;-)

[campbellking]

Some of us are still working x

[MynameisLuca]

I think it's a worldwide conspiracy, can't see what all the fuss is about.

[pastafreak]

I heard that, jno!
Tsk, tsk

[pastafreak]

Luca...you'll know what the fuss is if you, or anyone you know, comes down with it.

[douglas9401]

It's more comfy here, away from the massive brains who inhabit News and the like. They know their minds, such as they are and will brook no dissent from the party line.

There are also massive Brians but that's another story.

[MynameisLuca]

I don't known anyone who has been affected or died by it. I know people who have phoned their Doctor with symptoms (a cough, sneeze) and been told to isolate without even having a test. It just all seems very strange/a bit ott to me.

[Peter Pedant]

// Imprison us in our homes...feed us endless quizzes and pizzas//

and then watch as our brains splatter against the computer screen we are staring at

as a theory - I find it credible if not convincing - and compared to some of the half arrissed theories I get treated to ( peddled at ) every day on AB - overpoweringly attractive !
mercy !

[Theland]

The wisdom of the sages, like the Magister in The Glass Bead Game.