Jokes

[Canary42]

As an antidote to self-isolation boredom, I've built an Oxo cube tower. Now I've been accused of stock-piling.

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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?''

The mother replied, "Because white is the colour of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."

The child thought about this for a moment then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"

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At the supermarket today a guy in the checkout queue was challenged because his shopping consisted entirely of several different shapes and sizes of cat food, which an adjacent vigilante opined was not essential shopping.

The man's response was that due to all the hoarding of human food, he was fattening up his neighbourhood cats for him to eat when his regular food supplies finally ran out.

[Patsy33]

:))

[marval]

lol