A Man Was Mowing His Lawn........

[10ClarionSt]

......when a spaceship landed on his garden. A huge jelly alien came wobbling towards him. Where have you come from? said the man. The Moon? No, said the alien. I've travelled non-stop for 15 million light years from the Andromeda glaxy. Well what do want? said the man. The alien said, I'm dying for a slash, can I use your toilet?

[johnny.5]

was he taking the pi$$ ?

[Zacs-Master]

It’s only 2.5m light years to the andromeda galaxy. Just sayin’.

[Patsy33]

Why on earth, did he wait so long? Didn't planet well, did he?

[Chipchopper]

Uranus was about to explode

[10ClarionSt]

I just knew someone would come on here and give that reply Zacs! And I thought there was only one pedant on this site! I love it! :o)

[DTCwordfan]

Ah yes, the alien's name 'covid shíjiǔ'
Yes I'm bats....

[beso]

Clearly the alien didn't ask for directions and ended up taking the long way. No wonder he was busting.

[Ellipsis]

Reminds me of a much better joke ...

Why did Lieutenant Uhura? Because William Shatner.