Timbucktoo

[exarmy448]

There was a national poetry competition which had reached its final between a University Professor and a country bumpkin. They were each given 20 seconds to come up with a poem using the word Timbucktoo.
The professor went first and read.

On the lonely desert sands
Crossed a lonely caravan
Men on camels two by two
destination Timbucktoo.

The crowd went wild and thought they had found the winner.
Next up was the country bumpkin and his poem went.

Tim and I a hunting went
Found three girls in a pop up tent
They were three and we were two
so I bucked one and Timbucktoo

[Ken4155]

:-))

[Ellipsis]

It's a far Mali affair ...

[Chipchopper]

I felt sure it was going be something to Tim Brook-taylor, God rest his soul.

[DTCwordfan]

the problem having a double-barrelled name like Buck-Too.......