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A Man Knocked
A man knocked at my door and said "Do you believe in free speech?"
I said "yes."
He said "Good, can I use your phone?"
The price of hearing aids has gone up.
Deaf people across the country are going "how much?"
My Neighbour has just re-laid his drive using a load of old Mills and Boon paperbacks!
A novel approach I thought.
My friend has been arrested for illegally downloading the entire Encyclopaedia Britannica. He says he’s not worried, he can explain everything.
I said "yes."
He said "Good, can I use your phone?"
The price of hearing aids has gone up.
Deaf people across the country are going "how much?"
My Neighbour has just re-laid his drive using a load of old Mills and Boon paperbacks!
A novel approach I thought.
My friend has been arrested for illegally downloading the entire Encyclopaedia Britannica. He says he’s not worried, he can explain everything.
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