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marval | 17:45 Fri 08th May 2020 | Jokes
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A man knocked at my door and said "Do you believe in free speech?"
I said "yes."
He said "Good, can I use your phone?"

The price of hearing aids has gone up.
Deaf people across the country are going "how much?"


My Neighbour has just re-laid his drive using a load of old Mills and Boon paperbacks!
A novel approach I thought.

My friend has been arrested for illegally downloading the entire Encyclopaedia Britannica. He says he’s not worried, he can explain everything.


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You should have said sorry the Wichita line man is still on the line:-)
:-))
I hope that you realise that the third one of those is basically TRUE, Marval!

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Ah, so it is Buenchico.

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