Breaking News

[albaqwerty]

A psychic dwarf has escaped from Greenock prison.

That's right, there's a small medium at large.

[johnny.5]

yes I saw him climbing over the wall
I thought that's a little condescending


Am I Right ?
I'm Not Wrong !

[Atheist]

And a man escaped from a mental asylum, entered a launderette, raped several women, then fled on foot. The headline was - Nut Screws Washers and Bolts.

[Chipchopper]

A spokesman for the prison authority said "he's not happy"

[marval]

lol

[Patsy33]

That's about the size of it!...

[Chipchopper]

Some say he's been seen working in a roadside diner as a short order chef and keeping his head down while the heat is on.
If you see burgers flipping behind the counter call the police.