Well It Seemed Like A Good Idea......

[Chipchopper]

It was such a lovely morning, so I decided to have my breakfast outdoors in the garden.
My first mistake was nipping back to the kitchen to get a bottle of ketchup.
When I got back, I discovered to my dismay that the thieving magpies were chomping away at my sausages in the grass!
Not surprising really, they were Lorne sausages.

[emmie]

you shouldn't be so green as to leaf out your edibles

[DTCwordfan]

There go the Chip-olatas.....

[Hopkirk]

I had to Google Lorne sausage - never heard of it (I'm hungry now)

[Ken4155]

Lorne sausages? Bet the other birds were Greene with envy at this Bonanza of a feast for the magpies.

[marval]

They decided there was not mushroom on your plate for sausages.