More Corona

[DTCwordfan]

My OH purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said, “Throw this and wherever it lands—that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.” Turns out, we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge.

I ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.

Who’s idea was it to sing “Happy Birthday” while washing your hands? Now every time I go to the bathroom, my kids expect me to walk out with a cake.

Two grandmothers were bragging about their precious darlings. One of them says to the other, “Mine are so good at social distancing, they won’t even call me.”

[marval]

Good ones DT

[Chipchopper]

So that's your idea of a holiday down under huh!

[Old_Geezer]

That'd be a *%^@## cake !
They not ask twice.

[Canary42]

:-D