Friends !

[Canary42]

My friend said, ”Jokes about sugar are rare. Jokes about brown sugar......Demerara”.


My friend has just got back from hospital. They reckon she might have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis, but at the moment it's hard to say!


My friend keeps shoplifting iPads. Her doctor told her to stop taking the tablets.


Another of my friends is completely bald yet he won’t throw his comb away, says he just can’t part with it!


As a child my friend was so poor all his school clothes came from the Army Surplus store. He was the only Japanese General in the class.

[bookbinder]

I like the poor child one!

[marval]

Good ones

[Chipchopper]

That kid in the army kit had no excuse for attacking Peal Bailey!