Pizza The Action

[Canary42]

One of our pizza delivery guys has died, he just pasta way. Then another committed suicide, he topped himself. If another one goes, will that be a domino effect.

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My neighbour wasted a lot of money on a water bed, whereupon he and his wife just drifted apart and his marriage ended up on the rocks.

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A gang of thieves have stolen a truckload of inflatable mattresses, I'm told they're having to lilo for a while.

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What is brown and fizzy and lives in eucalyptus trees - Coca-Koala.

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I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

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I recently had to inform a French lad that the guy he thought was his father wasn't his real father. Was that a faux pa?

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I would like a job cleaning mirrors, it's just something I could really see myself doing. Although, upon reflection, perhaps not.

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I was kidnapped by mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

[BAKERS DOZEN]

I enjoyed them but Mr BD was not so impressed when I read them out loud to him. He was listening to Robert Plant at the time. No sense of humour some people.

[Chipchopper]

Ann chovy, she pegged it too

[DTCwordfan]

Tell me, Canary, are these jokes of yours home-groan?

[zebo]

Was the faux pa a pas de deux?

[marval]

HaHa

[LochNessMonster]

My pizza was delivered by a blindfolder horse ?

So I phoned the takeaway and explained I had asked for it with some Mascarpone cheese.