Doctor..doctor

[Rondy]

"Doctor, Doctor, please help! I'm getting married soon and I can't get over my fear of wedding vows. Do you know of a cure?"
"I can't say I do."
"Not you as well!"
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As a small boy, I shared a bed with my 5 big brothers, and an old raincoat instead of a blanket...
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My wife gets annoyed if I mess with her red wine, so I've added fruit and

lemonade to it and now she's sangria than ever!
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Has anyone lost £2,000 wrapped in elastic bands?

I've found your elastic bands!
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Went into a motorway service station yesterday and bought one of their £5 meal deals...
It's called a Twix!
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[fourteen85]

second one has left me scratching my head

[bhg481]

me too.

[Mexican18]

Perhaps the brothers were incontinent!

[Old_Geezer]

The raincoat bit spoilt it. After that you assume here was no blanket. Otherwise you would have seen the unexpected switch of anticipation.

[Old_Geezer]

there

[Spicerack]

I thought half of it was missing, lol.