Social Distancing
Social distancing:
The tatty shops on Blackpool promenade have started selling 'Blow Me A Kiss
From A Safe Distance' hats!
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Lockdown is really starting to get to me.
I've spent all day just chopping up vegetables into small strips and throwing them into a wok.
I'm going stir-fry crazy.
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My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner...
So I took the battery out of the smoke detector!
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