Sainsbury Car Park Scam

[McMouse]

I became victim of a clever ‘Eastern European’ scam while shopping. Had just started putting bags in the car boot when two scantily dressed young women started cleaning the windscreen, their breasts almost falling out of their T-shirts. When I thanked them and offered a tip they said “No” but asked if I would give them a lift to Tesco at the other end of the high street. I was happy to oblige and they got in the back seats. On the way they start undressing until they are stark naked. I pulled over to remonstrate and one of them climbed over to the passenger seat and started crawling all over me, kissing my face and touching we intimately. Meanwhile the other one stole my wallet.
I’ve had my wallet stolen three times last week and every day this week. The best time seems to be just before lunch and after 4:30 in the afternoon.

P.S. Aldi have cheap wallets for £1.99 each but Lidl wallets are £1.75 and look better!!
Happy shopping!

[Bazile]

Which supermarket car park ?

[Chipchopper]

At the pound shop, they give you more bang for your buck.

[aelmpvw]

do they do a proper job on the windscreen?