At The Lumber Yard

[Rondy]

Have you heard about the guys who drove their pickup truck into a lumberyard? One of them walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."

"You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" the clerk said.

"Let me go check," replied the man, and he went back to the truck.

"Yeah, I meant two-by-fours," he said, returning a few moments later.

"Alright. How long do you need them?"

The customer paused for a minute to think and then finally said, "I'd better go check."

After awhile he returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're building a house."

[Ken4155]

I don't think it's all that funny, but my mate Tim Burr laughed his socks off.

[Chipchopper]

I usually carry a tape measure, but I don't use it as a rule ;-)