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Canvas

Rondy | 14:55 Sun 31st Jan 2021 | Jokes

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I used to work in an art supply store. We sold artists' canvas by the yard, and you could get it in either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 inches.

Customer: "Can you please cut some canvas for me?"

Me: "Certainly, what width?"

Customer (confused and slightly annoyed): "Scissors of course."

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Ha :-)

Patsy33

How cutting!

Te heh, You paint quite a picture!

Hopkirk

Were you sharp with him?

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