Wine

[Rondy]

A old woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she says: "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you"...
Her husband asks, "Is that you, or the wine talking?
She replies, "It's me...talking to the wine."

[Chipchopper]

Classic!

[Patsy33]

Sounds like sour grapes to me.. :-)