Dog Training

[Chipchopper]

What an achievement, I've trained my dog to go and fetch me a bottle of wine.
He's a Bordeaux collie.

[emmie]

tres beaujolais....

[Bazile]

So. you've trained your dog to fetch wine from where you put it ?

Are you sure he isn't a cross between a golden retriever and a Bordeaux collie ?

[Hopkirk]

I don't know what wine I was drinking last night, but it was the dog's b*******.

[Chipchopper]

I think he's a HEINZ 57, but he still won't femme la porte

[Patsy33]

Hope he doesn't lose his bottle!