Boris Got Married!

[bednobs]

thats a surprise

[Deskdiary]

To steal a phrase I loved from Mozz some time ago, I would come down to Gulliver’s level, but it’s a bloody long drop.

[DTCwordfan]

Deskdiary - I wouldn't mind a long drop - of a good malt scotch!

[theshedman]

Trying to look clever again gulliver, it didn't work. Can't you just be happy for people sometimes or did you try it once and didn't like it.

[Mozz71]

Awwww DD, you remembered the my "Nurse" line! ☺

[Deskdiary]

Mozz - I recall posting at the time that I was going to shamelessly steal it.

[gulliver1]

18.47 Deskdiary, Have you always been a sandwich short of a picnic, or did you have to study for it and pass an exam.

[Mozz71]

DD, it's not a mozz original so I hold no claims to it. I'm not sure where I got it from, but it sounds like a Spike Milligan line.

I see Gully has pulled the insults out. Obviously he has no real argument.

[gulliver1]

When you think about it , this is a pretty drastic step for Boris to take, to try and divert the publics attention away from the Dominic Cummings explosive accusations.

[Deskdiary]

Accusations aren’t facts Gulliver.

I could accuse you of being a paedophile, but that accusation is not a fact.

[Jackdaw33]

Explosive accusations? From what I've heard so far there's not enough explosive to blow the froth off a pint of ale.

[jennyjoan]

As I said to sister - didn't surprise me one bit. Knew they would do it on the side and well done them.
And they were married in a Catholic church - hip hip horray.