What The Heck!

[Chipchopper]

It was a rainy night in old Dodge City.
Suddenly, a horse comes bursting through the swinging doors of the silver dollar saloon.
The startled bartender looks up and shouts, "Hey!"
The horse replies: "and a side order of carrots"

[aelmpvw]

i thought the barman said 'why the long face?'

[Chipchopper]

Neigh, that was last week.

[Patsy33]

Was that his mane meal?...

[Chipchopper]

Of course, Patsy.
That's oatso simple.

[Ken4155]

Was it accompanied by the dog who was looking for the man that shot his paw?