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[zimzam]

Dear Viagra manufacturer's foreign sales people, Thank you for your 1000th email that I have received this month. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to purchase your PILL via your worldwide network of sales people who cannot SPEL with their aim to help enhance my sex life simply by purchasing Viagra from their/your supplies. BTW, I still can spell your drug correctly (and refer to it correctly as Viagra) though you offer me it frequently under various typos and deliberate miss-spellings just to worm your way in to my email address in the fervent hope that I'll take notice of one of you and give you an order for a hundred tablets. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number in the region of millions of Viagra offers. With such a varied and promising field of choice to me it is impossible for me to accept all your offers or any one offer in particular owing to the fact that maintaining an erection is physically impossible for me unless I immediately undergo a sex change operation and become henceforth a man. Thanks for the thought to include me but I find that my needs do not match your requirements for any purchase. In other words � I do NOT have DANGLY BITS. So will you all please all go away and stop bogging up my email?

[noxlumos]

I do have dangly bits ( but only when they are supposed to be dangly) hence I don't want any either, so could you please sign it from me too?Ta.

[ummmm]

And me zimzam....I don't have dangly bits either!!!!

You put your point across very well though so maybe you should copy and paste and reply to the sender? better still just reply.....I love Arsenal...or something like that...or I love boro!!!!

[deadmanshand]

our local chemist was alleaviated of their viagra stock quite recently

the police are looking for a hardened criminal

[curlyfilm]

i always thought it was called Mycoxafailin

[45703]

deadmanshand. I hope they give him a stiff sentence!

[RATTER15]

No curlyfilm, its now called mycoxafloppin

[Carakeel]

And before anyone says anything .... NO! The RATTER doesn't need any, thank you!!!!!!! LOL xxx :o)

[45703]

RATTER15, that�s rude! Carakeel you should take him in hand!! lol

[WendyS]

zimzam - I really do sympathise with you. I almost dread opening up my daily e-mails because in recent weeks I have been overwhelmed with similar offers and my first chore of the day is to delete them all. I have been very tempted to send them rude emails back (duplicating each mail 500 times ) but that would only indicate my e-mail account is active and cause me to even further innundated.
I really don't know what the answer is, except to keep changing email addresses which I don't want to do since it's higly inconvenient. If anybody knows how to stop these nightmare intrusions please share it with us all. before our e-mail systems collapse under the bulk of them all.