Repairs?

[maggiebee]

I've just replaced my car engine with the motor from my washing machine.

I'm going to take it for a spin later.

[Hopkirk]

You're being rather Bold.

[Ken4155]

Make sure you don't have a tumble. You'll end up in a lather.

[Hopkirk]

Probably not the thing to do if you like Comfort.

[Canary42]

You won't be needing any petrol then !

[rayzorless]

hope you've got a long enough cable

[Patsy33]

I'm afraid that doesn't hold water for me...

[sanmac]

A washing-machine motor in a car? You'd be better off using a cycle.

[Chipchopper]

Check the vasher vipers before you set off, let me know if you see lenor Percy outside the launderette

[maggiebee]

Hahhaha love your responses - better than the original joke!