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bobtheturkey | 22:15 Fri 29th Oct 2021 | ChatterBank
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I have a very attractive female neighbour and I often keep my garage door open in the hope she notices my impressive collection of b&q buckets, unfortunately tonight a pot bellied pig from house number 54 called wesley has wandered into said garage and made a temporary home in a bucket, should I leave it in peace or tempt it out, does anyone know what they eat?
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They like bacon and eggs .
Is it an orange bucket?
Is your bucket orange, though? That’s important
And why is house number 54 called Wesley?
Get Wesley a mate and romance will follow for all.
your neighbour may be a pot-bellied pig lover herself. Wait to see what she says when she sees your curly tail.
better than a pig in a poke, tho shirley?
I'm told they're useful for rounding up sheep with.
B&Q buckets ?
A house called Wesley? That’s different.
Hi bob, I had a similar problem. A goose made a nest in a sump pan that I had amongst the old car spares in my shed ( ummmm, wonder if had something to do with the colour, I had painted it Orange ). Anyhoo I solved that problem because Christmas was coming up ;-)
Blimey one of my neighbour's cats jumped thro a window ( er my window that is) and had a nap on the bed...
waited for me to open the door to let it out
and thought o sad it and went frooda window again

oh it also had a good look around the kitchen
baa-ram-ewe
Mmmmm, that's a Yellow bucket, Dave. Must have been in Bob's next door neighbours garage.
It got in through the flat cap ....
LOL ^^^^^
Lock your wine cellar, Bob. I spent some time living with a pot bellied pig named Cilla.
Came home after a night out and she'd got into a cupboard full of booze. Smashed most of the bottles and was absolutely sloshed.
A drunken pot bellied pig is no joke. :-(
I trained her well ;-)

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