In Tescos!

[Smowball]

Just been to the Tesco garage to get a sandwich & a packet of crisps. The guy behind the counter asked if I wanted to go for a drink.
“I’m sorry“, I said, “But I’m married”.
He looked me up and down and said “It’s part of the meal deal, you idiot!!”.

[Ken4155]

Reminds me of a clip i watched on Youtube recently. Guy parked alongside good looking woman in car park. He rolls his window down and gets her attention. She rolls her window down and, in a world-weary voice, says, "I have a boyfriend." "You've also got a flat tyre" he says. "Oh, can you help me with that?" she gushes. "Ask your boyfriend" he replies as he pulls away from his parking spot.

[Smowball]

Lol, very good.