Chemistry Teacher

[McMouse]

What did the chemistry teacher say after getting two whiffs of helium?

He He

[bobbinwales]

Your in you element there

[bobbinwales]

Very Noble of you to post it

[Zacs-Master]

When Popeye was told a joke about gold he went
Ag Ag Ag Ag Ag.

[Hopkirk]

Before she got married she was Miss Lead.

[bobbinwales]

And after 5 handfuls of sodium did the other teacher say Na Na Na Na Na

[THECORBYLOON]

(Pssst, ZM, Ag is the symbol for silver, not gold)

[bobbinwales]

I thought it was Father Christmas who was told a joke about gold and went Au Au Au

[jno]

When I heard that oxygen and magnesium had got together I was like OMg!

[Hopkirk]

That's pure gold Jno, well done.

[Zacs-Master]

Oh ***.

[Hopkirk]

That's not an element, though it is a hazard.