Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.

[murraymints]

Hoppy !! yer coat !

[DTCwordfan]

Ashes to ashes and all that......

[brian j john]

Hahaha
I like it

[1ozzy]

What does a condom and a coffin have in common?

They both contain stiffs, but one is coming, the other going.

I'll grab me hat, exit stage left.

[mallyh]

ozzy you are a very naughty boy lol x :-)

[emmie]

reminds of this little ditty

its not the cough that carries you off
its the coffin they carry you offin.

[Chipchopper]

All looks open and transparent

[Patsy33]

I can see someone's going to make a good living out of this...