Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it’s just not right.

[1ozzy]

What size gloves does a psychic wear?
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Medium

[johnny.5]

I'm having trouble keeping my hands warm with fingerless gloves.

Any tips?

[murraymints]

hmmmmm... can ye no' find yer coat Hoppy ?

[1ozzy]

Hoppy's awesome.
Keep 'em coming old mate!!!

[Hopkirk]

Talk about my coat reminds me:

A woman was trying on her new fur coat.
Her teenage daughter walked up to her and said.

"Mother, do you realize that this coat is the result of the suffering of a poor, defenseless animal?"

The woman looked sternly at her daughter, and said

"Don't you dare talk about your father like that"

[Chipchopper]

Sounds like you've thrown down the gauntlet, 1ozzy ;-)

[dannyk13]

Not really smitten by this joke.

[Patsy33]

Would you like a hand?..