I Love The Man In The Mirror

[BeneFlenedas]

But he hates me. My dream is to marry him. How do I approach him?

[BeneFlenedas]

It's not slogamy. The man in the mirror is not me

[dannyk13]

Do you mean Sologamy? If not you who is the man in the mirror?

[BeneFlenedas]

I swear, the man in the mirror is not me, we have been spending time together for like 2 years. Now he hates me just that I ate his pudding last night.

[dannyk13]

You really are delusional and should seek treatment.

[Ken4155]

Aren't we all 'married' to ourselves?

[BeneFlenedas]

I am fine. No treatment required.

[StyleMonkey]

Sounds like you need to close the curtains. If it's not you in the mirror then it's likely not a mirror.

[douglas9401]

Babylon

[steg]

What kind of pudding was it?

[BeneFlenedas]

The fancy one

[steg]

Ahh the fancy one… cool

[maggiebee]

Inane post cluttering up the site - get a life.

[pastafreak]

That's a bit judgemental maggie.
To the poster it may be a very legitimate query.

[ToraToraTora]

Whitney has a view on this

[Ken4155]

With folk going UI all over the place, the site needs all the clutter it can get :-J

[maggiebee]

Pasta - that may be so but..................... //I swear, the man in the mirror is not me, we have been spending time together for like 2 years. Now he hates me just that I ate his pudding last night.// Sorry but this doesn't sound genuine query to me.

[douglas9401]

This pudding, strawberry fool maybe?

[gness]

You didn't borrow his pudding....you stole it....took it from him.
Seventy years ago a boy took and ate my pink fondant fancy. I still haven't forgiven or spoken to him.
You're on a loser.

[Mamyalynne]

Not the fondant fancy! There'll be tears.

[gness]

Yes, Mamya! That fondant fancy...the pink one at the Coronation party. And with more royal celebrations coming up it's a constant reminder bringing even more tears. :-(