Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

The problem isn’t that obesity runs in your family.

It’s that no one runs in your family.

[1ozzy]

Which county doesn't have an obesity problem?

Iran.

[Chipchopper]

Although we wear trainers, well that's a start!

[murraymints]

well that is quite profound !

[Ken4155]

Noses run in my family.

[Tubbycoates]

Are these Dad jokes supposed to funny? They aren't.

[1ozzy]

So stop reading them Tubby.
Nobody is forcing you.

[Patsy33]

Still....

[Hopkirk]

Apologies for any offence caused.

[vulcan42]

\\ Noses run in my family. //
I once read that if your nose runs and feet smell, You were born upside down.

[mimi999999999]

Hahahaha

[Peter Pedant]

blimey I thought all the humourless old sobersides followed me around - they dont there are clearly some left over spare

hey Dad joke - David Cameron is driving a lorry ( chippie later so something to Poland ) - what ya doing with the kids David ?

oh, I have left them down the pub !