Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.

[Chipchopper]

Finally, I had to see someone about my kleptomania.
I just can't take any more.

[johnny.5]

did your doctor give you anything to take ?

[Patsy33]

Don't judge a kleptomaniac...
Until you've walked a mile in their brother's shoes.