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Hopkirk | 07:25 Sun 12th Jun 2022 | Jokes
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I returned my lizard to the pet shop today as it wouldn't stop telling me jokes.

The store assistant said "that isn't a lizard, it is a stand up chameleon."
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It must be famous. I just heard Boy George singing about it..
11:17 Sun 12th Jun 2022
I heard it's language was a bit colourful!..
Gecko your coat, Hoppy.
i'll monitor your jokes carefully and hope they don't drag on x
you'd have to be cold blooded not to laugh at that
it's stage name is Eddie Lizzard
You, especially, should have been frilled.
You have/had a talking lizard and you took it back, that explains a lot ;-)
the shop keeper thought it was a bit funny.
I’m sure they were happy to see Karma again though
It must be famous. I just heard Boy George singing about it..

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