Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

Apparently tequila probably won't save your life, but it's worth a shot.

[mallyh]

i'll take this joke with a pinch of salt x

[murraymints]

hmmmm

[Arksided]

She’s probably innocent no need to have Tequila.

Phonetically

[Chipchopper]

When the drunken Mexican asked why he pushed his wife over the cliff, he said "I wanted tequila"

[Patsy33]

That's the spirit!