Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

A genie offered to make any wish come true.

I said I just wanted to be happy.

Now I'm really short, live in the woods with six other men and mine diamonds all day long.

[Spicerack]

Hiho, hiho, hiho.

[Ken4155]

Could have been worse. You could have replied, "I just want to feel happy all of the time."
You'd still be living in the woods with 6 other men, mining diamonds all day long. But after work, ......................

[DTCwordfan]

Ken - I'm prostate with laughter at your remark.

[Canary42]

Snow White brought a whole new meaning to 7-Up.

[DTCwordfan]

wonder if they live on a diet of carats

their cleaner is called Dusty

the two women who come over weekly to 'relieve' them are called Beryl and Kimberley

[1ozzy]

Ken,,
,,thank you;-)

[mallyh]

oh dear ,this could leave you feeling grumpy all the time x

[Patsy33]

You were short changed!..

[Chipchopper]

Okay shorty take your pick