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Q What's the difference between an elephant and a grape?
A Elephants are grey and grapes are green.
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Q What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
A Here come the elephants.
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Q What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming?
A Here come the grapes. (Jane was colour-blind).
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Q] What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?
A] An elephant's foreskin!
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Q. How would you know if there was an elephant in the fridge?
A. You would see its footprints in the butter.
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Q. Why was the elephant in the phone box?
A. It was making a trunk call
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Q. How do you get four elephants in a Mini?
A. Two in the front and two in the back
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Q. How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree?
A. It paints its toe-nails red.
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