Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

Twerking is what a Yorkshire man does to earn T'wages.

[murraymints]

hmmmmm

[Chipchopper]

aye, "All twerk and no pay"

[DTCwordfan]

I used ta work fourteen hours a day an all I wuz paid was shillin'

Yer were lucky mate - all I wuz paid was foppence.

Yer were liucky mate - I used ta work twenny-six hours a day an all I wuz paid was nowt.

[emmie]

twas ever thus.....

[1ozzy]

I went t werk numerous times.
Thank Christ I'm retired..

[Spicerack]

Thas a t'wit, lad.

[DTCwordfan]

did you know the oldest house in Ozland is from Yorkshire and was shipped out brick by brick to Melbourne - nuts!!!

https://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/arts-and-culture/yorkshire-cottage-became-australias-oldest-building-160605

[1ozzy]

And,, DT?

[Spicerack]

Was it like Johnny Cash's Cadillac?

[1ozzy]

Taken apart and shipped here?

[ZebuSanctuary]

@DTC... T'mobile homes will travel, even t'udor side of t'world.

[mallyh]

yorkshireman on drugs ...e by gum

[jno]

///a tribute to the man who became the first European to discover Australia///

And yet it's called Cook's Cottage rather than Janszoon's - who was there more than a century before Cook was born.

[Ken4155]

Mally, there's a horse running today which i've backed - Eeh Bah Gum @ 10/1, 3.38 Haydock. I'm hoping t'will win :-)

https://www.attheraces.com/racecard/Haydock/02-September-2022/1538

[Chipchopper]

What ever you do, don't spell Mugabe backwards ;-)

[mallyh]

Ken i'll keep my fingers crossed for you, let us know x

[Ken4155]

Won by 1/2 a length, Mally :-)))

https://www.attheraces.com/racecard/Haydock/02-September-2022/1538

[mallyh]

yea !!! well done :-) x

[maggiebee]

Aye, it's a sair fecht tae put siller in yer pooch.