No doubt the flower in the bearded guy's lapel squirts pepper spray. Further into the report, it says that MM was suspected of hiding a microphone under her skirt when she went to look at the flowers.
Hilarious! These theories must stem from writers of our soap operas:-)
at least we can be sure the height of the hat will be meaured in inches, not centimetres. Though he has been cheating a little in his desire to take us back to rods, poles, perches and farthings