ChatterBank8 mins ago
Drivers
This morning on the motorway,
I looked over to my right and there was a Woman
in a brand new BMW doing 75Mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner !
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane, and still working on that makeup !
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped
my electric shaver, which knocked the meat pie out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against
the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear
which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned
'Big Jim and the Twins', it ruined the phone, soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an important call.
*** women drivers !!
I looked over to my right and there was a Woman
in a brand new BMW doing 75Mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner !
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane, and still working on that makeup !
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped
my electric shaver, which knocked the meat pie out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against
the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear
which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned
'Big Jim and the Twins', it ruined the phone, soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an important call.
*** women drivers !!
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