Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables.
jack and the beans talk.

[emmie]

i have heard of talking to the animals, but beans seems a step too far.

[Hopkirk]

Anyone with a pulse can do it

[1ozzy]

I'd be cowering,,
,,,magic mushrooms beat beans any day,,

[emmie]

a pulse a day, keep the doctor away.

[Chipchopper]

My ears are wide open for whispering grass

[mallyh]

no problem for us human beans x

[Ken4155]

Thatcher often spoke to the vegetables.

[Patsy33]

He might have trouble with the Swedes..

[DTCwordfan]

He only can do it as he offers them carrots to do so.

[jno]

lettuce prey?

[DTCwordfan]

Daniel 1:1-21

In the third year of the reign of Ed II, king of AB, and not LJK, he came to the News and besieged it. And the Lord gave Ed II king of AB into his hand, with some of the vessels of the house of R&S. And he brought them to the land of Chatterbank, to the house of his god, and placed the holy fibre threads in the treasury of his god. Then the king commanded Gulliver, his chief eunuch, to bring some of the people of AB, both of the royal family and of the Tory Government, youths like Fatticus without blemish and of good appearance and skilful in all wisdom- band naomi, endowed with knowledge, understanding learning and competent to stand in the king's palace, and to teach them the literature and language of the Right & Just. The king assigned them a daily portion of the beans that the king ate, and of the wine that he drank, Gness having sourced it . They were to be educated for three years, and at the end of that time they were to stand before the king and answer why they could talk to LCG's and Lady J's vegetables. ...

so proceedeth the lesson.