My Car

[Rondy]

I once bought a wooden car, with a wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, and wooden seats.

I then put the wooden key in the wooden ignition.
Doh!! The damn thing wooden start.

[Patsy33]

Zebu, Are you trying to carve me out as a wind bag?
What a beech!...

[DTCwordfan]

split it in two and two again and carry on and you'll have plenty of Matchbox ones to sell.

[Arksided]

Sounds Barking mad give it some stick.

[Hopkirk]

Memories of Basil Fawlty.

[Arksided]

Yep... I'm sure most of us have being there.

[Arksided]

For those unfamiliar with it...***naughty language***

[jno]

shouldn't this be in the Oaks section?

[ZebuSanctuary]

// Zebu, Are you trying to carve me out as a wind bag?
What a beech!... //

If only you had not said that. I was going to introduce you to my friend Woody Allen. But you know what they say, two's company, trees a crowd!

[Patsy33]

You're welcome to him
He's a bit rough around the edges. I suppose you think you're smooth. Its plane to see..

[ZebuSanctuary]

Patsy, I am warning you. If you keep this up, I shall log off and you won't see me for sawdust!

[Patsy33]

Don't be a sap!. Anyway I'm off to the Chippy..

[ZebuSanctuary]

// Anyway I'm off to the Chippy.. //

... Wood Riddance!

[wiltsman]

If you do get it going, be careful what you eat before driving. You might get sick. If so, then don't eat anymore or you might get sycamore. ........ (groan, sorry)

[davebro]

is it a stick shift?

[dustypuss]

Pushing it to the garage will sap your strength

[dustypuss]

Has it got leaf springs.

[Canary42]

What an absolute forest of puns.