....And Why Not

[Chipchopper]

I was walking past the police station yesterday when I saw a poster on the noticeboard saying "man wanted for robbery" So I decided to go in and apply for it.

[zebo]

Joe was walking past the Sally Army Citadel and saw a notice 'We save fallen women', so he went in and asked them to save him one for Saturday.
A Church poster proclaimed Jesus Saves, the local wit wrote across it Not on my wages he doesn't.

[ZebuSanctuary]

This would be of benE-FIT to you and the police.