Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

This farmer comes up to me and says "I've got sixty eight sheep, can you round them up for me?"

I said "Sure. Seventy"

[Spicerack]

What are ewe like?

[emmie]

baah humbug....

[Chipchopper]

Chop chop!!

[1ozzy]

Ram another one this way dad.

[Spicerack]

Don't encourage him, oz. He's getting on my tup. (English expression.
Well, Welsh, anyway)
Haven't had any rude jokes about Taffy and his sheeps, yet, thank goodness.

[1ozzy]

Don't encourage me Spicey,,

[Patsy33]

I don't think he herd properly...

[mallyh]

i couldn't do that as every time i got to 30 i fell asleep x

[Spicerack]

Flock, Patsy, flocking sheep.

[Ken4155]

I never believe a word Hoppy says. I think he's just trying to pull the wool over our eyes.

[Spicerack]

And needle us, ken?

[Patsy33]

No need for that Spicey!
Unless herd wrong..

[Spicerack]

I never use baa'd language, Patsy.

[mallyh]

this is a bit of a cockeyed joke x

[Spicerack]

Specsavers for you, mallyh.

[mallyh]

oops lol wrong post x

[Old_Geezer]

I think that's a vine joke.

[Patsy33]

What you bleating on a out, Mallyh?!.. :-)

[mallyh]

i'm so baaad x

[Hopkirk]

You're right OG.
Credit to Tim.