Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

My wife gets annoyed if I mess with her red wine. I've added fruit and lemonade, and now she's sangria than ever.

[Chipchopper]

Watch out for the Punch!

[DTCwordfan]

I was having a sangria or three with my ex when she said ‘I love you so much, you know. I don’t know how I could ever live without you.’

I said, ‘Is that you or the wine talking?’

She said, ‘It’s me talking to the wine.’

[DTCwordfan]

I’ve trained my dog to bring me a glass of red wine.

It’s a Bordeaux collie.

[murraymints]

coat !

[McMouse]

I always put German wine in my wife’s stews when she’s not watching. It’s and add hock approach.

[jno]

well, that's a riesling to be cheerful.

[Hopkirk]

I'll mull these answers over