A Few More

[Rondy]

I told my wife I wanted to be cremated.

She made an appointment for me for next Tuesday.
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Top Tip: To stop your car windscreen icing up rub a half potato over it the night before, the starch will prevent ice.
Warning: Don't rub too hard as you may end up with a chip on the windscreen.....
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I went to view a house today, the interior was covered in mirrors.

I thought, 'I could see myself living here......'
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[Patsy33]

:-))

[William51]

Did you really do all that in one day?.